On the first day of his presidency Donald gave to us:
His image on a flat screen TV.
On the second day of his presidency Donald gave to us:
Two America First hats, and his image on a flat screen TV.
On the third day of his presidency Donald gave to us:
Three Mexican Walls, two America First hats, and his image on a flat screen TV.
On the fourth day of his presidency Donald gave to us:
Four foreign deals, three Mexican Walls, two America First hats, and his image on a flat screen TV.
On the fifth day of his presidency Donald gave to us:
Five o-range hairs, four foreign deals, three Mexican Walls, two America First hats, and his image on a flat screen TV.
On the sixth day of his presidency Donald gave to us:
Six silly statements, five o-range hairs, four foreign deals, bills for all his walls, two ugly hats, and his image on a flat screen TV.
On the seventh day of his presidency Donald gave to us:
Seven senseless gaffes, six silly statements, five o-range hairs, four fallen deals, bills for all his walls, two useless hats, and his image on a flat screen TV.
On the eighth day of his presidency Donald gave to us:
Eight deported immigrants, seven senseless gaffes, six silly statements, five o-range hairs, four fallen deals, bills for three more walls, two worthless hats, and his image on a flat screen TV.
On the ninth day of his presidency Donald gave to us:
Nine nuclear threats, eight deported immigrants, seven senseless gaffes, six stupid statements, five o-range hairs, four fallen deals, bills for three more walls, two silly hats, and his image on a flat screen TV.
On the tenth day of his presidency Donald gave to us:
Ten teetering economies, nine nuclear threats, eight deported immigrants, seven serious gaffes, six stupid statements, five o-range hairs, four
stupid deals, bills for still
more walls, two goofy hats,
and his image on a flat screen TV.
On the eleventh day of his presidency Donald gave to us:
Eleven financial felons, ten teetering economies, nine nuclear threats, eight deported immigrants, seven stupid gaffes,
six stupid statements, five stu-pid hairs, four stupid deals, bills for stupid walls, two stupid hats, and I can’t afford my stupid TV.
On the twelfth day of his presidency Donald gave to us... a lot more Canadian citizens.