Editor: What kind of a low-life steals Christmas decorations? Hmmmm, maybe it was the same dumb jerk who drove onto our front lawn on Boxing Day and ran over our NASCAR decoration. Maybe it was the same dumb jerk who stole our lollipop lights last year.
So, if someone you know came home late Monday night with a big red Christmas blow-up decoration — a huge bubble gum machine with snowmen attached to it which lights up — please know that they probably stole it from my family. I’ll leave the box out for it and they can steal that too.
It was brand new and it cost $120. Thanks a lot, you dumb jerk.
Thank you for letting me vent — again.